where have I been??

Talk about a long time coming....I haven't posted in so long. I guess that I could say I have been very busy eating, which we all know is definitely true, but I have also been very busy working at my full time job at RL! Since we last spoke, I was about to have my second interview there. Well, I got the job and it is so amazing! Back to this later....I need to talk about last night.

So basically when I had nothing to do a few months ago I joined jdate regrettably and then I went on a few dates with this kid, which I'll mention right now required me to pregame alone. So last night he took me to Karyn's on Green which is a really nice and fancy vegan restaurant. Kind of lame choice but I understand why he did it seeing that I am a vegetarian after all. So dinner was actually really delicious especially the "chicken legs" which tasted like McDonalds chicken nuggets, I got drunk...standard....so I'm expecting him to drop me off at home after because he drove me, but no. I guess the whole seduction plan was to keep getting me to drink so we went to a bar, I down a vodka soda, then he's like so what are you doing now? I was like I don't know I guess I'm going to go home and see what my friends are up to....well then he's like, I can hang out. Here's where this gets interesting....so I'm really not attracted to this person, he is short, ask my how the last time I invested myself in a short jewish boy went (for a year EWW)...and not to toot my own horn or anything I can just feel people staring at me and this kid together and thinking the same thing. So, we go up to my apartment and I pour us wine, not because I'm at all trying to seduce him, but because in my rational state of mine I decided that i needed to drink more. So we're watching Conan and I think it's really funny (the show not the situation) and finally this kid leans in for the kill and in Kesha's words blah blah blah. As this is going on and I'm really disinterested, I'm thinking to myself....WOW. Is this what dating is? A return to high school? It's one thing in college when you get back to someone's place, you know what's about to happen. There's no like pussyfooting around the situation, you're either going to bang or eat pokey sticks, and if you're lucky, you'll prob get to do both and then watch a big tv if you know what I mean. But now, this whole real world dating involves like going upstairs with someone and being really awkward like we used to in high school when we'd sit on a couch and pretend to watch a movie and try and not focus on what was to come. Moral of the story...I miss college! I miss the boys I used to hang out with and the simplicity of it all...and furthermore, I HATE jdate!!!! I'm slightly nauseated with myself right now, I need to go shopping and to Anne Sather for some cinnamon rolls.

Ok back to the food and life, I've been working at RL for the past 3 weeks and it is so great. So many famous people! When I was there for my second interview Lionel Richie was there and since then it's just gotten cooler. Technically I'm not supposed to talk about it. So in between work, I've managed to get some solid eating done, don't worry. Tonight I'm going to Hub 51 with Marissa, which hopefully will lead me to a nice fratty finance boy in a suit and some kick ass cornbread....in that order. I promise to stay more on top of this from now on...especially because Girl and the Goat is on Monday!!!!

Stay classy, because I really haven't

-hhh